1
Har isq me aisa mod kyon aata hai?
Ek sathi dusre ko tanha chhod jata hai,
Janmo tak sath nibhane wala kisi ki khatir ,
Akhir kyon kisi apne ka dil tod jata hai….
2
Salon baad jane kya sama hoga,
Humme se na jane koan kahan hoga,
Phir milna hua to milenge yaadon me,
Jaise sookhe gulab milte hain aksar kitabon me………
3
Mana ki mere isq me dard nahi tha,
Par dil mera bedard nahi tha,
Hoti thi meri ankhon se neer ki barsat,
Par unke liye aanshu or pani me koi fark nahi tha…
4
Isq ne insane ko kya se kya bana diya,
Kisi ko ashiq kisi ko diwana bana diya,
Do phool ka bhi bojh na utha sakti thi mumtaj,
Sahjahan ne us par poora tajmahal banwa diya………
5
Waqt ki raftar ruk gayi hoti,
Sharm se aankhen jhuk gayi hoti,
Agar dard janti shama parwane ka,
To jalne se pahle khud bujh gayi hoti…….
6
Har aahat hamari ehsas dilayegi.
Har hawa hawa hamari awaaz sunayegi,
Hum itni yaadan bhar denge apke dil me,
Ki na chahte huye bhi apko hamari yaad ayegi……
7
Najar mila ke hum se najrain chura mat kena,
Dost banker humko ajnabi bana mat dena,
Mana ki door hain hum apse,
Is baat ko bahana mat bana mat lena……..
8
Dost ko apni palko pe bitha lo,
Dekar khushi dost ke sare gum chura lo,
Dosti aisi karo ki sab dekhte rah jaye,
Khuda bhi aakar kahe ki hume apna dost bana lo…….
9
Hamare bin adhure aap rahoge,
Kabhi koi pyar karta tha ye yaad karoge,
Na honge hum to ye aalam na hoga,
Milenge bahut lekin hum san a hoga…….
10
Anjan si mulakat pahchan ban gayi,
Ek meethe se riste ki jaan ban gayi,
Do kadam tum chale do kadam haum chale,
Aur  dosti ki raah kitni aasan ban gayi………
11
Hum to dosti ka farj yun hi nibhate rahenge,
Waqt-bewaqt yaad aate rahenge,
Dua mango hamari maut ki,
Varna zinda rahe to yun hi satate rahenge…………….
12
Koi dost aisa banaya jaye,
Jiske anshuon ko palko me chhipaya jaye,
Rahe mera-uska saath kuchh aisa,
Agar wo udash ho to hum pe bhi na muskuraya jaye……..
13
Karni hai khuda se ek gujaris,
Teri dosti ke siwa koi bandgi na mile,
Har janam mile dost tere jaisa,
Ya fir kabhi jindgi na mile………..
14
Chain aur sukun se vaasta na raha,
Do dilon ke beech faasla na raha,
Jab se aapne dil pe dastk di hai,aankhon ka neend se vasta na raha…….
15
Kaash feeling bhi sms ki tarah hoti..to
Apke gum hum receive kar lete,
apni khushiyan apko send karte, 
apki narajgi delete karte,
aur apki yaadon ko save karte…
16
Dictonary is the only place where 
Death comes b4 life,
Success comes b4 work,
Devorce come b4 marriage
But the best part is friendship come b4 love….
17
Jiski ek smile par hai duniya fida,
Jis se dil na hona chahe juda,
Jiska style hai lajbab,
Unhi ka sms padh rahe hain aap….
18
Kabhi laga wo hume sta rahe hain,
Dusre pal laga karib aa rahe hain,
Kuchh log hote hain aanshuon ki tarah,
Pata  hi nahi lagta sath de rahe ya chhode ja rahe hain….
19
Poochhta hai sms jane kya gul khilayega,
Pyar se padha jayega ya yun hi mita diya jayega,
Agar gya kisi sachche sathi k pass,
To ek pyara sa sms jarur aayega…….
20
Najron ki juban wo samajh nahi pate,
Hoth hamare kuchh kah nahi pate,
Dil apni majboori bataye kaise,
Koi hai jinke bina hum rah nahi pate……
21
Aisa lagta hai kuchh hone ja rha hai,
Koi meethe meethe sapno me khone ja raha hai,
Dhimi kardo apni roshni e chand,
Dost mera ab sone ja raha hai…….
22
Kisi bhi muskil mod parhum na kahenge apko C.U.,
Rahenge sath hamesha me and you,
Kal hum na rahe is duniya me to,
Rakhkar phool meri kabra par, kahna-Stupid I miss you…………
23
Jindgi gumo se door nahi hoti,
Aur khushi dil ke karib nahi hoti,
Is dosti ko pyar se saza k rakhna mere dost,
Ye wo ivadat hai jo har kisi ko naseeb nahi hoti……..
24
Chain aur sukun se vasta na raha,
Do dilon k beech fasla na rha,
Jabse aapne dil pe dastak di hai,
Aankhon ka neend se vasta na rha.
25
Dard me koi mausham pyara nahi hota,
Dil ho pyasa to pani se gujara nahi hota,
Koi dekhe to hamari bebasi,
Hum sabhi ko ho jate hain magar koi hamara nahi hota..
27
Wo baris hi kya jisme bheega na jaye,
Wo bichhadna hi kya jisme aanshu na aaye,
Ise hi to kahte hain bebasi,
K har pal koi yaad aaye par unse mila na jaye..
28
Betabiyon ka kohra chhatne laga hai,
Ruksar se parda hatne laga hai,
Baat bebat kabhi humse baat kijiye,
Din-e-intjar bhi ghatne laga…
29
Pyar me milti lambi judai,
Pyar me milti sanam ki bewafai,
Yah to tohfa hai pyar ka dost,
Isme milte dard ,aanshu, or tanhai…
30
Lambi hai mahfil door hai kinara,
Jane kyun aaya nahi sms tumhara,
Bhool gye ho number ya naam hamara,
Ya koi mil gya hum se bhi pyara…
31
Kash unhe chahne ka armaan na hota,
Main hosh me hoke bhi anjaan na hota,
Ye pyar na hota kisi paththar dil se,
Ya phir koi paththar dil insaan na hota…
32
Dil ko ab kisi se gila nahi,
Man se jo bhi chaha wo mila nahi,
Badnasibi kahun ya bewafai waqt ki,
Ek deepak mila par wo bhi jla nahi…
33
Aanshuon se pahle ka pyar na bhool,
Mahboob mra haal na bhool,
Yaad me kaat di har raat,
Meri maiyat se uthi teri barat na bhool…
34
Agar wo bewafa na huye hote,
Hum kahan door gye hote,
Na uthti hamari dholi is kadar dhoom se,
Hum leke kafan kabra me soye hote..
35
Ek baar khud ko sabit karne ka mauka to diya hota,
Humari dosti ka imtihan liya to hota,
Todkar to chand bhi le aate hum,
Bas ek baar aasman ki taraf ishara to kiya hota…
36
Jindgi k sim card ki validity badhane k liye kijiye-
Gum ko delete, khushi ko save,
Riston ko richarge, dosti ko download,
Dusmani ko erase, such ko store,
Juth ko swich off, tansion ko not reachable,
Pyar ko incoming, nafrat ko outgoing,
Language ko contrl, hansi ko inbox,
Aanshu ko outbox, gusse ko hold,
Muskan ko forward, help ko ok,
Dil ko karo vibrate,,,,
Phir dekho jindgi ki ringtone kitni “poliphonic” hoti hai..
37
Haste rahe aap hajaron ke beech,
Hasta hai phool hajaron k beech,
Roshan rahe aap duniya me aise,
Jaise gagan sitaron k beech…
38
Aapse door kaise rah pate,
Dil se aapko kaise bhool pate,
Kaash aap humare dil k alawa aaine me base hote,
Khud ko dekhte or aap bhi najar aa jate…
39
Kaho usi jo na kahe kisi se,
Mango ussi se jo dede khusi se,
Chaho use jo mile tumhe kismat se,
Dosti karo usi se nibhaye hamesha khusi se…
40
Hansi ki raah me gum mil gye to kya kare,
Wafa ki raah me bewafa mil gaye to kya kare,
Kaise bachaye jindgi ko dhokhon se,
Koi pyar se dhokha de jaye to kya kare..
41
Zindgi ek chahat ka silsila hai,
Koi mit jat hai to koi bichhad jata hai,
Jise mangte hain hum apni duaon me,
Wo kisi or ko bina maange mil jata hai..
42
Ek msg ki kimat tum kya jano kanjus babu,
Bal ka ashirvad hota hai ek msg,
Doston k liye khash hota hai ek msg,
Aur ek khali inbox ka khwab hota hai inbox…
43
Jaise aankhon ko muhbbat khwabon se,
Thik waise hi khwabon ko muhabbat raton se,
Aur dil ko muhabbat dilbar se,
Mujhe aisi muhabbat hai atumse…
44
Najron ki juban wo samajh nahi pate,
Hoth humara kuchh kah nahi pate,
Dil apni majboori bataye kaise,
Koi hai jinke bina hum rah nahi sakte…
45
Dosti se kimati koi jagir nahi hoti,
Dosti se khubsoorat koi tasveer nahi haoti,
Dosti to ek sachcha dhaga hai,
Magar us se majboot koi janjeer nahi hoti….
46
Na lene kabhi kisi ko karib apne,
Hokar kareeb aksar wo door chale jate hain,
Pal bhar ka pyar dekar,
Wo jindgi bhar ka dard ban jata hain…
47
Ehsan nahi ehsas hai dossti,
Jindgi k imtihan me ek mukam hai dosti,
Jaan dena badi baat nahi,
Umar bhar sath nibhane ka naam hai dosti….
48
True fact- “ the person who loves u more,
Will fight with u daily,but when u drop a tear,
He will fight with the world to stop your tear “smile always”….
49
Har mahfil bhi royegi,
Har dil bhi royega,
Itna pyar bikher denge jamane me,
Humara katl karke humara katil bhi royega….
50
Unki yaad me jalna ajeeb lagta hai,
Dhire-dhire se pighalna ajeeb lagta hai,
Sari duniya k badlne se mujhe fark nahi padta,
Bas kuchh apno ka badlna ajeeb lagta hai….
51
Dosti me jeene wale khusnaseeb hain,
Dosti me marne wale ajeeb hain,
Ajeeb hai yah hamari dosti,
Faaslon pe rahkar bhi kareeb hain..
52
Dhin dhal chuka hai, raat ja rahi hai,
Ye raat bhi dekho hum par hasi ja rahi hai,
Har waqt tanhai, khamoshi sta rahi hai,
Kahna sirf ye hai aapki yaad aa rahi hai…
53
Tumhe mile jindgi me khushiyan bahut sari,
Ye dil sse nikli dua hai humari,
Dukh or gum na de khuda tumhe kabhi,
Beshak khushiyan kam kar de hamari….
54
Raaj dil ka dil me chhupate hain wo,
Saamne aate hi najar jhukate hain wo,
Baat karte nahi ya hoti nahi,
Par sukr hai jab bhi milte hain muskurate hain…
55
Pyar karke koi jataye ye jaruri to nshi,
Yaad karke koi bataye ye jaruri to nahi,
Rone wale to dil me hi ro lete hain,
Aankhon me aanshu  aaye ye jaruri to nahi……..
56
Zikar karta hai dil subah sham aapka,
Girta hai aanshu banta hai naam aapka,
Kisi aur ko kyon dekhe ye aankhe,
Jab dil pe likha hai naam aapka….
57
A sweet relationship is like a PILLOW.
When tired, u sleep on it.
When sad, u drop tears on it.
When angry, u panch it.
And when happy, u hug it…
58
Dil me khuda hai,Aankhon me nasha hai,
Baton me maza hai,Chahat me ada hai,
Andaz bhi juda hai,Dosti me wafa hai,
Isliye to yaar apun par sabhi fida hai… 
59
Haseeno apna dil na dena,
Dil k jajbat ye kya janengi,
Kandhe ka duptta to sambhalta nahi,
Aapka dil kya khaak sambhalengi…..
60
Tanhai me fariyaad to kar sakte hain,
Virane ko aabad to kar sakte hain,
Kya hua aap se mil nahi sakte,
Lekin aapko dil se yaad to kar sakte hain….
61
Kisi ko dil to kisi ko didar mile,
Kisi ko phool to kisi ko bahar mile,
Kisi ko khushi to kisi ko bahar mile,
Hame har janm tere jaisa yaar mile…..
62
Kabhi ajnabi se mile the,
fir yuhi milte chale gye,
hum to unko dost banane wale the,
 magar wo to dhadkan bante chale gye.
63
Bechain din raat hain, 
dil mein bas teri yaad ki baraat hai.
 Tere bina jaise sab adhura hai, 
ab toh khwabon mein bhi teri hi baat hai.
64
Kyo marte ho bewafa sanam ke liye.
do gaj zameen milegi dafan ke liye.
marna ho to maro vatan ke liye.
haseena bhi dupatta utar degi kafan ke liye
65
Dil ki kitab ka panna chura le gaya koi, 
Neend aankhon se uda le gaya koi,
 Intzaar karne ki aadat nahi thi, 
Phir bhi intzaar karna sikha gaya koi.
66
Adure hum adhure aap hain, 
jaise adhuri chand ke bina raat hai.
 Khuli aankhon se bhi sapne dekhte hain, 
itne naazuk apne haalaat hain.
67
Kabi Lga wo hame sta rhe h,
Dusre pal lga vo karib aa rahe h
Kuch log hote hain  aasu ki trah,
Pata hi nhi Lgta sath de rahe h ya chode jarhe h
68
Jab Meri yad Aaye"MISS"kia kro
Ache Moke pe"WISH"kia kro
Hum ek dusre ko jante nhi to kya hua
,kamse kam"SMS"To kia kro.
69
Just see the sky all stars are blinking excep tone cute star.
 B'coz that cute star is busy in reading my SMS .....Gudnite
70
Kisi bhi mushkil mod par HUM na kahenge AAPKO "CU"...
Rahenge sath hamesha ME&U
 Kal HUM na rahe is DUNIYA me to,
rakh kr PHOOL mare KABR pr kahna,Stupid I miss U.
71
N jane kab koe tara aasma se tute jaye,
n jane kab koe aansu aankho se choot jaye,
 kuch pal humare sath bhi hans lo,
 kya pta kab aapke sare daant tute jaye.
72
Jab -jab bhi sath hon,
dil krta h ki smander ki lehre kuch mdhdham si ho jaye,
hawa jra se patton ko chhookar nikle,
badal bhi jra dhire se barf ki chandi bikhere.
73
A4-apko
B4-bahut bahut
C4-chori chori
D4-dil s
E4-1bar milkr
F4-face 2face
G4-gle lga kr
H4-hm apko 3 din pehle kehna  chahte h??HAPPY NEWYEAR.2010??
74
Uss paar hi sahi "kinara"to hai.
Timtimata hi sahi "sitara"to hai..
Ho jati hai "aapki yaad" se hi tasalli?..
Door hi sahi"KOI hamara"to hai....
75
Ur heart is a nice garden,
bt i dont want 2b a rose in it,
I want 2b grass in it coz rose needs small area,
 bt i need total area in ur heart..Gud day
76
I ____ You.and why?
Send this to ur frns and see how many love,
like,miss,hate, want,need,kick,kill.u get.First rply me
77
zikar karta hai dil subah shaam aapka,
 girta h aansu banta hai naam aapka,
 kisi aur ko kyo dekhe ye ankhe,
 jab dil pe likha h naam aapka.
78
Dil me khuda he,
Ankho me Nasha he,
Bato me Mazaa he,
Chahat me Ada he,
Andaz b Juda he,
Dosti me Wafa he,
Are Yaarisliye to sab apun  par fida he.
79
Husn wale khoob Wafaon ka sila dete h
Har mod par 1 Zakhm naya dete h
DostIs Jahan me koi Apna nai
Jab Aag lagti h to Patte B hawa dete h
80
"HASEENO ko apna DiL NA dena,
DiL ke JAZBAAT ye KYA janengi,
KANDHE ka DUPATTA to SAMBHALTA NAHi,
aapka DiL KYAKHAAK SAMBHALENGi".
81
Kisi ko dil to kisi ko dildar mile,
kisi ko pool to kisi ko bahar mile,
kisi ko khushi to kisi ko pyar mile,
har janam hame tere jaise yar mile.
82
Tanhai mein fariyad to kar sakte hai,
 Virane ko abaad to kar sakte hai,
 kya hua aap se mil nahi sakte, 
Lekin apko "DIL" se yaad to kar sakte Hain.
83
Palko Pe Aake Ruk Jate H Ye Aansu
Tanhai Pakar Beh Jate H Ye Aansu
Dil Karta H Ki Gum Bat Lu Aapse
Par Aapko Haste Dekh Sukh Jate H Ye Aansu
84
Isse phle ki 31 december ki sham ho jae,
Badhaiyo ka Silsila aam ho jae,
Bheed me shamil hamara bhi Nam ho jae,
Kyo na Naye saal ki abhi se Ram Ram ho jai.HAPPY  NEW  YEAR
85
Har Roz koi Khawab Tut Jata hai
Har Roz koi Apna Ruth Jata hai
Na Jane Meri Kismat me Kya hai
Jise Yaad Karta hu wo hi MujheBhul Jata hai
Jokes
1
Hansbaliye dhire dhire apna bana gya hai koi,
Pyar k suhane sapne dikha gya hai koi,
Ya khuda yah pyar hi hai,
.... ya phir se CHUNA laga gya hai koi…
2
Pati ko thappad marne ke baad patni boli- Insan use hi marta hai, jise wo pyar karta hai.
Pati ne bhi 2 kheench ke mare or bola- tu kya samajhti hai ki main tujhe pyar nahi karta….
3
1 teachar class me apne baby ko doodh pilate huye boli- ole-ole mera beta doodh pee ke doctor banega.
Student- madam thoda hume bhi pila do compaunder hi ban jayenge……..
1 conductor ki shadi ho rahi thi, jab uski dulhanpheron ke waqt uske paas aaker baithi to wo bola--- thoda paas ho ke baith ek aur sawari aa jayegi……
4
Class me ek ladki biscut kha rahi thi, thoda kha ke bra me chhipa rahi thi!!!!!!
Sir bole- kya kar rahi ho????????
Baju wala ladka bola- sir, doodh me dubokar kha rahi hai……..
5
Teacher- What is difference b/w pyar & isq???
Student- sir,pyar wo hai jo aap apni beti se karte hain or isq wo hai jo hum apki beti se karte hain..
6
Santa at the petrol pump,_______________ bhai- 1 rupye ka petrol daal de.
Salesman- sir,itne ka dalwa ke kahan jana hai……
7
Dil ka kaha ek kaam kaar do,
Pyari si muskurahat mere naam kar do,
Aaj duniya par ek ehsaan kar do,
Aaj subah ghar se naha kar niklo, or sare mohalle ko hairan kar do…..
8
Wife- tumhara dost galat ladki se shadi kar raha hai, tum use rokte nahi.
Husband- kyon rokun Sale ko!!!! Usne mujhe roka tha kya………
9
Sorry fir disturb kiya, mamla ursen hai!!!!
Seeta ji ka vapas apharan ho gaya hai, 1000 vanaron ki jarurat hai, sms milte hi nikal pado, JAI SHRI RAM>>>
10
Santa baba ki jayanti kal haridwar me manayi jayegi, prasaad me kambal bante jayenge, ye sms kuchh chuninda bhikhariyon ko bheje ja rahe hain…..
11
Dil se tera khayal na jaye to kya karun,
Tu hi bata roj yaad aaye to kya karun,
Hasrat me hai ki ek najar tujhe dekh lun,
 magar madari tujhe roj na laye to kya karun…
12
tum dosti ka wo daag ho,jise hum tide se dho nahi sakte,
                                                              rin se saaf nahi kar sakte,
                                                              surf-exel se mita nahi sakte,
                                                              kyonki  “kuchh daag achhchhe lagte hain”””
13
teacher- dhritrastra ke 100 putra the, pandu ke sirf 5 , Aisa kyon?
Student- sir, kyonki jinki aankhain hoti hain, unhe aur bhi kaam hote hain…………
14
Kahan ho jahan ho wahi  pe rahna, 3-4 ghante tak bahar mat niklna, tumhari jaan ko khatra hai, kyonki bahar Bandaron ko pakdne wala ghoom raha hai……….
15
Dekha tujhe tabiyat khush ho gayi,
1 kami thi wo bhi poori ho gayi,
Na samajh hain wo log jo kahte hain ki,
Chimpenji ki nasl vilupt ho gayi………..
16
Mere sugar se meethe!!
                               Milk se gore!
                                              Sky se unche!
                                                            Patal se gahre!
                                                                                Barf se thande!
                                                                                                    Aag se garm!
                                                                                                                  Aur sabse besharm!
                                                                                                                                          Dost ko!!!!
                                                                                                                                                        Gud night…..
17
Ladki giftshop me- aisa card hai jispe likha ho jispar likha ho ki “main sirf tumse aur sirf tumse pyar karti hun”.
Shopkeeper- mil jayega!!
Ladki- 15 pack kar do……..
18
Sir- bachcho kasm khao ki sharab, cigrate,juaa, aur ladkiyon ko nahi chuoge. Desh k liye jaan doge..
Bachche- denge sir jaroor denge, waise bhi aisi jindgi jikar kya karenge…………..
19
Kya tum udh sakte ho,
Sanjivni booti la sakte ho,
Seena chir ke dikha sakte ho, 
Nahi na!!!!!!!!11
………..beta sirf sakl Bandar jaisi hone se koi hanuman nahi hota……..
20
Gareebi kya hai????????????
?
?
?
Jab koi ladki 2 rupye me kiss karne ko taiyar ho jaye.
Lekinnnnnn
?
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Tumhare paas sirf 1 rupya ho…!!!!!!!!
21
3 gujrati women went to chaat-shop.
Ist woman:-manne chat.
IInd woman:- manne ragdo(tikki).
IIIrd woman:- manne pahle chaat phir ragdo…..
22
Boy :  I ‘ll climb tallest mountain,
                  Swim the deepest sea,
                  Walk on hot coal just for you.
Girl : so sweet!! Can u come to meet me??
Boy : no, its raining now, mom daategi…….
23
Who walks with us thrugh the difficult pathof life??
Mom/dad?
No.
Husband/wife?
No.
Friends?
No.
Only our chappal!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
                      Think hatke-jhatke
24
Spne ki tarah tujhe saja k rajhun,
Chandni raat k najaron se chhupa k rakhun,
Meri takdir mere sath nahi,
Warna tujhe jindgi bhar muarga bana k rakhun….
25
Maine pani me 1 sikka dala,
Or bhagwan se 1 pyara dost maanga,
Mujhe aap mil gaye or,
Aasman se awaz aayi 1 rupye me aisa hi milta hai……..
26
Muhabbat karne walon ko inkar achchha nahi lagta,
Duniya walon ko ikrar achchha nahi lagta,
Jab tak ladka-ladki bhag na jaye,
In salon ka pyar sachcha nahi lagta…………..
27
Lamha-lamha waqt gujar jayega,
7 feron ke sath tumse koi bandh jayega,
Abhi bhi waqt hai kisi ko patalo,
Kya pata kisi ka pataya hua maal tumhe sonp diya jayega…..
28
Kamyaab insaan ban ne ke 3 tareeke,
.
.
.
.beta pahle insaan to ban ja ,,,, phir kamyaab hone ke bare me sochna….
29
Boy- I luv you,
Girl- I don’n
Boy- think again.
Girl- no I don’t
Boy- waiter bill alag-alag lana.
Girl- I luv u, I luv u. kah to rahi hun, tum bhi na. bura maan jate hoo!!!!!!!!
30
Rok do mere janaje ko jalimo,
Mujhme jaan aa gayi hai,
Pichchhe mud ke dekho kamino
Sarab ki dukan aa gayi hai….
   
31
Har taraf padhyi ka saya hai,
Kitabon me sukh kisne paya hai,
Hum to jate hain college ladkiyan dekhane,
Aur sir kahte hain ,dekho! Itni sardi me bhi ladka padhne aaya hai……….
32
Baniye ki wife bimar thi,
Light na hone ke karan candle jala di,
Aur bola- dekho! Me Dr. ko lene ja raha hun,
Agar lage ki nahi bachogi to candle bujha dena…
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Subah sms,
Sham sms
Din me sms
Raat ko sms
Ghar me ama
Office me sms
Akhir hai kya sms,
           S= sab ko
           M= mar-mar kar
           S= suja do……….
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Kya tum ud sakte ho,
Sanjivni booti la sakte ho,
Seena cheer k dikha sakte ho,
Nahi na..
Kyonki beta,sirf sakl bandaron jaisi hone se har koi hanuman nahi hota…….
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A pig & pigi go 3 a restorent.
Pig ordered:
1Malai gobar,
1shahi gobar
1kadi gobar
1gobar mxd veg….
Then pigi say: plz pyaj mat dalna smell aati hai???
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Santa : tu office me to bada sher banta hai.ghar par kya ho jata hai??
Bantahota to sher hi hoon par durga sawar ho jati hai!!!!
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Girls r like internet virus,
They enter your ur life, scan ur pocket, edit ur mind, download ur problems and delete ur happiness.
So beware of gals USE AUNTY VIRUS……..
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Santa : dr. sahib me chasma lga k padh to sakunga??
Dr. : han bilkul..
Santa : to phir theek hai dr. sahab warna anpadh aadmi ki jindgi bhi koi jindgi…
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Q msg msg karta hai, Q msg pe tu marta hai.
Ek baat mujhe batla de tu, in msg ka kya karta hai.
Kya hota hai msg se , msg ki laga dun dheri.
Main baris kar dun msg ki jot u karde flexi meri….
 
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RELIANCE ka palang,BSNL ka gadda,
AIRTEL ka takiya,TATA ki rajai,
Uske ander main aur aapki lugai 
aur phir :-HUTCH HUTCH HUTCH HUTCHWhat an IDEA sir ji.
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Dosti BOOBS Nahi Jo Dab Jaye,
Dosti LUND Nahi Jo Thak Jaye,
Dosti GAAND Nahi Jo Fatt Jaye,
Dosti To CHUT Hai Mere Dost..
Jo waqt k sath GEHRI hoti jaye.
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AdultGyanLadka- Tumhari Tango Ke Beech Kya Hai.?
Ladki- Nark Hai.. Aur Tumhari Tango K Beech Kya Hai??
Ladka- Ek Papi.. Jo Nark Me Jaana Chahta Hai
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Utho aalsiyo aur desh ka kuch bhala karo
.................
 Accha tum ho!!? sorry, tum to wapas so jao,
 usi me desh ki bhalayi Hai.Gd mrng
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1Ladka lgatar Ladki ka pichha kr rha tha,
Ladki-tumhe pata h piche meri ma aa rhi h.
Ladka-hum to khandani aashik h tumhari ma k piche mera baap bhi aa raha hai
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Har taraf PADHAI ka saya hai,
KITABO me sukh kisne paya hai
hum toh jate hai COLLEGE LADKIYA dekhne 
 aur sir kehte hai dekho itni sardi me bhi ladka PADHNE aya h
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Ques..?"AGER SHADI KI RAAT APKA BED TUT JAYE TO SUBAH GHARWALO KO KYA REASON DOGE..?"Send it 2 ur frnds n get funny ans. But rply me first..rply nw
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Rose is lal,Sky is nila.
Your brain is like khali patila.Bura man gye.
Ok YaarRose r red.Water is cool.
I am smart but you are fool,Lo thoda or bura maan-lo.
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Wife:Bas karo Raat k 12Baje se kr rahe ho aur subah k 8 baj chuke.
Thake nai? Hsbnd:Abi to kuch nai kiyaAb to Din raat krungakyuki mere1000 msg free h
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Sorry,itne din msg nai bheja.
Actually police arested me 4 killing a girl.
I sure i didn't kill her.I just askd hr "Will u marry me" 
or wo khushi se mar gai.
BHAKT-Bhagwan muje wrdan do k main marne k bad fir zinda ho sakun 
BHAGWAN- YeMere bas ki bat nhi h putr,ye to sirf Ekta Kapur hi kr skti h
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BHAKT-Bhagwan muje wrdan do k main marne k bad fir zinda ho sakun BHAGWAN- YeMere bas ki bat nhi h putr,ye to sirf Ekta Kapur hi kr skti h
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Sa sa re resa reni nisa resare...re...saredha ni panisasara.re ma ganisare.... Bas O INDIAN IDOL soja.
52
Beautiful Girls Dont Like To Study?Why?
Bcoz.They KnowKiDuniya KeKisiKone MeKoi NaKoiGadhaUn Ke Liye Padh Hi Raha Hoga..
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Boy: Tum gaana bahut achcha aato ho.
Gal: Nahin, mein to sirf bathroom singer hoon.
Boy: To bulaao na kabhi, mehfil jamaate hain.
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What is a Mobile???R u looking for answer.Ye haath me kya chappal Pakdi hai? Kaise kaise Namune hain!Ye hi mobile hota hai.GOOD mrng
55
Unchi gaand dekh oont ki diya kabira roye
 aisi gaand ka kaam ki jaye maar sake na koi
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3 Sardars talking about Aids,
1st=Me to condom k bina karta hi nahi.
2nd=Me to ungli me bhi condom pehanta hu.
3rd=Me to risk nai leta Padosi se karwata hu.
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Subah SMSSham SMSDin Me SMSRat Me SMSGhar Me SMSOffice Me SMSAakhir Kya Hai Ye SMS
S=SAB Ko
M=Mar Mar k
S=suja do..
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Baadal garja toh tum yaad aaye.
paani barsa toh tum yaad aaye,
dhup nikli toh tum yaad  aaye.
yaar ab toh meri chhatri lauta do.
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Arz kiya hai-  Samundar me water..,
 Water me fish..,  
Aapko Namaste Aapke Girlfriend ko kiss... 
 Mmmuuaahhhh... ahha! maza Aa gaya.. kal phir Arz karunga.
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Kya tum udd sakte ho..?
Kya Sanjivani Buti la sakte ho..?
Kya seena cheer sakte ho?Nahi na..?
Beta, sirf shakal bandar jaisi hone se koi Hanuman nahi ho jata.
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 Machli bhej rha hu Bhai.Apni gand me daal lena mregi nhi...!!
Q k mene suna h apka"DIL DARIYA OR GAND SAMANDAR HAI"
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Newtons 3 sex laws
1-a hole always attracts a pole
2-Length of pole is equal to depth of hole 
3-UP&Down motion, releases a lotion,which increases population.@
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Tension- Wen Wife Is Pregnant...!!
Terror- Wen Girlfrnd Is Pregnant...!!
Horror- Wen Both R Pregnant...!!
Tragedy- Wen U R Not Responsible For Both...!!gud 9t..
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Maine Paani me 1 sikka daalaAur Bhagwan se 1 Pyara sa dost maangaMujhe aap mil gayeAur aasmaan se aawaaz aayi:-1 RUPYE ME AISA HI MILTA Hai.
65
Ishq me kitno ko nikamma bana diya,
kisi ko salim kisi ko salma bana diya,
Aap to ustad nikle janab,
padosh ki kutiya ko hi 4 pillon ki AMMA bana diya.
66
Khali jagah bharo..____ Land ____ par ____ Choot.
Shaitani dimag mujhe pata hai tum galat soch rahe ho.              Ans is:Bsnl Land Line Par Bhari Choot.
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Iswr apko muh s lekr gand tk sukh smrdhi de,
Koi bhosdika apki jhant k baal na ukhad ske,
 Aap sflta ki esi maa chodo,
 ki Khushiyo s apki gand fat jay.
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Sat anmol bat.   
         1.Lund aur neta kabhi  bhi khada ho   sakata hai.
         2. Gand aur juta kabhi bhi fatsakte hai.
         3.Garib aur bobo ko sabhi dabana chahte hai.
         4.Salvar aur kismat kabhi bhi khul sakti   hai.
         5.chut aur sarp ko sabhi  marna chahte hai.
        6.sarkari kam aur andkinye latkte rahati hai.
        7.zindagi aur jhant kud ko katani padati hai.
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Oye! Mote??,Apun ko jyada sayanpatti pasand nahi,Apun ka hukka-pani means hafta bole to sms time 2 time bhejne ka.Warna apun teri boli lga dalega. Samjha!......Han ek galatfahmi or apne dimag me paal lena."no panga with raj lafanga".
70
Beta-papa cow k 4 aur mummy k 2 hi Q hai?
Baap-kutte ye kya bak raha hai
Beta bola me toh taango ki baat kar raha tha aapko to aage peche Bobe hi dikhte hai..
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SIX or SEX me kya farq h.?
Uta k maro to SIXorLita k maro to SEX
Hath upar ho to SIXorTange upar ho to SEX
Sida bahar jae SIXorAndar jae to SEX.
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"HONEYMOON"
H- Hai Mat Karo.
O- Oh Na Dabao.
N- Nipple Dukhta Hai.
E- Eh Jan Nikal Gai.
Y- Yaha Kiss Lo.
M- Mar Gai.
O- Or Dalo.
O- Or Tez.
N- Nikal Gaya
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Husbnd-Kyo Sex ho jai?
Wif-No!
Hus-Jewar la dunga
Wif-No!
Hus-Car la duga
 Wif-No!
Beta jo so rha tha, bich me bola-Meri Gand mar lo, Cycle la dena!!!
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WIFE : SEXY MOOD M BOLI
THODA RIGHT
!
THODA LEFT
!
THODA UPAR
!
THODA NICHE
THODA OR
PATI CHILLATE
HUE BOLA
BAHAN KI LODI
CHUDWA RAHI H 
YA LAND KO PARKING ME KHADA KAR RAHI HAI
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Mat chhed kisi ladki ko paap hoga,
tu bhi ek din kisi ladki ka baap hoga
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Sabne kaha pyar ek dard hai,
Hamne kaha dard kabul hai,
Sabne kaha is dard me ji nhi paoge,
Hamne kaha tumhari Maa ka Bhosda ab tum hme jina sikhaoge..
77
Next generation child will sing :
 twinkle twinkle little cigar, 
i just went to royal bar,
whisky rates are up so high, 
so drink beer with chicken fry.:
78
'GHANTA'
1 Din Ka 24 'GHANTA'
Usme..7 Sone k9 Kamane k3 Traveling k1 Toilet-Bath k1 Khane Pine k2  girl friend k  liye .
Apne Liye Bacha Kya "GHANTA".
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Paagal hai wo logjo isko MOOTH kehte hai.
Ye to wo AANSU hai,jo chut ki yaad me behte hai
80
"LOVE"In France:- Is a ComedyIn England:Its TragedyIn Italy:Its a WonderIn Germany:Its a DramaBuTIn India:- National Game for gals..!!
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Snta: Oh yaar Mein badi mushkil me hun.Meri biwi Mujhse 1 Pappi ka 1 Rupeya leti He.
Bnta: Oh yaar tuLucky hai,auron se to Wo Rs.5 leti he.
82
Papa-Beti 12th K Bad Kya Karogi?
Beti-BBA Karungi.
Papa-Wat is BBA!
Beti-Boyfriend Ki Bike Par Aish.
83
Some say Whisky is Risky,
Some say Whisky Bina Zindgi Miss ki.
But I say :-Rum,Bear ya ho Whisky,
Koi Nahi Girl Friend se Zyada Risky.
84
Salma:ammi, kya bacche wahi se nikalte hai jaha mard popat dalte hai?
Ammi: haan
Salma: Ya allah, to kya mere bacche teen teen jagah se niklenge?
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 sorry yaar bahut zor se aa rahi thi..Tu apna mobile dho lena.
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Vo konsi ghadi thi jab aap paida hueTIMEX,ROLEX,TITAN,HMT,QARTZya koi aur,jawab jaldi bhejna company band karani hai,taki aisa haadsaa dubara na ho.
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Aaj ki news dekhi?
CBI RaidsKatreena's HouseBathRoom-20 Lacs CashStoreRoom-5 Kg Goldand BedRoom Full ofMy Photos!naughty girl.Diwani hai meri.
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A4-apkoB4-bahut bahutC4-chori choriD4-dil sE4-1bar milkrF4-face 2faceG4-gle lga krH4-hm apko 3 din pehle kehna  chahte h??HAPPY NEWYEAR.2010??
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SMS KA BAHUT SHAUK HAI?
YE LOSMSSMSSMS
LO CHHOTE SMSsmssmssms
YEH LO REMIXSmSsMsSmSsMs
STYLISH WALE Bi$M$$M$$M$
ab mt bolna sms nahi karte.   
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