Voh sadak ke is paar thi, hum sadak ke us paar the
kuch hum aage badhe, kuch voh aage badhi
hum kuch aur aage badhe, voh kuch aur aage badhi
hum kuch aur aage badhe, voh kuch aur aage badhi
ab hum sadak ke us paar the, aur voh sadak ke is paar
thi.
Gum woh cheez hai ... -- Wah ! Kya dard hai ! --
Gum woh cheez hai ......jisse paper chipkaya jaata hai
Ye teri aankhen hain ya gehari jheel
Ye teri aankhen hain ya gehari jheel------->>>Big Deal
! Big deal !
Aapne mere man se khela, aapne mere tan se khela
aapne mere dhan se khela, aapne mere tan, man, dhan se
khela ...
well played! well played! well played!!
Door se dekha to Baarish ho rahi thi
Door se dekha... to Baarish ho rahi thi
Paas ja kar dekha to Bheeg gaya
Door se dekha to Patthhar dikhta tha......
Door se dekha.. to Patthhar dikhtaa thaa.......
Paas jake dekha to... suchmuch Patthhar hi thaa......
kaaash tere chehre par chechak ke daag hote......
kaaash tere chehre par chechak ke daag hote....
kaaash tere chehre par chechak ke daag hote.....
chand to tu hai hi ..sitaare bhee saaath hote !!!
Pyar to tum par mujhe bahut aata hai
Par kya karu Tera baap beech mein aata hai
Pyar ke sitaare jab gardish mein hote hai
Laila ghar mein aur majnoo jail mein hote hai
Jab tak tu apne dil ki baat mujhe samjhayegi
meri shaadi kahin aur ho jayegi
Kyon apni kabra khod raha hai Galib
La, phawda mujhe de..
Tum aa gaye ho ; Noor aa gaya hai
Chalo teeno picture chalen.....
Mein tere pyar mein paagal hua chhaliye
Mein tere pyar mein paagal hua chhaliye,
Iodex maliye kaam pe chaliye
mujhe phir wahi yaad aane lage hain
mujhe phir wahi yaad aane lage hain
Aap mujhe kyon infinite loop me dal rahen hain??
Tum har raat mere khwabon mein aao,
Tum har raat mujhe yuunhi satao,
Melody khao khud jaan jao........
Door se dekha to kuchh dikha nahi......
Dooor se dekhaaa.. to kuchh dikha nahi....
Paas jake dekhaa to kuchh tha hi nahi
Dharti so rahi hai, Aasman so raha hai
Dharti so rahi hai, Aasman so raha hai
Nonsense! yeh sab kya ho raha hai?
Main hu yahan, tu hai wahan
Main hu yahan, tu hai wahan
Lifeboy hai jahan, tandurusti hai wahan
Before Marriage--------------
takdir hai magar kismat nahi khulti>> > >tajmahal
banana chahata hoon lekin mumtaz nahi milti
After Marriage--------------
takdir hai magar kismat nahi khulti
tajmahal banana chahata hoon
lekin mumtaz nahi marti
Aaj aasmaan mein taare aise chamak rahe hain
Aaj aasmaan mein taare aise chamak rahe hain....
JAISE KAL CHAMAK RAHE THE !!!
kabhi kabhi mere dil mein khayal aata hai
kabhi kabhi mere dil mein khayal aata hai ..
ke kyon kabhi kabhi mere dil mein khayal aata hai??
Peg par peg peene se kya fayda,
raat guzri toh saari utar jaayegi, 
kisi ki aankhon se  peeyo khuda ki kasam, 
umar sari nashe mein guzar jaayegi
Agar ham kal nab hi rahe, 
hamaari yaad toh rahegi, 
sirf ek baar nazar uthaakar chand ko dekhna,
hamaari dosti ki tasveer  wahaan rahegi….
Zindagi tujh bin faltu si lagti hai,
ek pal ki judaai muddat si lagti hai.
pehle nahipar ab sochte hain ham
 har lamha teri zaroorat si lagti hai..
Dard kaafi hai bekhudi ke liye….
maut zaruri hai zindagi ke liye, 
kaun marta  kisi ke liye,
 ham toh  zinda hai sirf aap ki chaahat ke liye.
Yun toh aapko roz yaad kiya karte hai,
man hi man dekh liya karte hain,
kya hua aap paas nahi toh,
ham dilhi dil mein mulaakaate kar liya karte hain.
During the nite, 
c d sky,
if u c a falling star,
 dnt wonder y,
 make a wish n it will come true,
 coz wen I did it, 
I found you.
Dil se teri yaad na jaaye toh kya karu, 
tasveer mein  tu hi tu  aaye toh kya karu.
laane ko toh le aaooon tumhe khwaab mein.
par neend hi na aaye toh kya karoon.
Palbhar mein tut jaaye who kasam nahi.
dostiko bhul jaaye who ham nahi.. 
tumbewafaa bano is baat mein dam  nahi..
kyunki hamaari wafaa bhi kuch  kam nahi..
I like u utna,u like me jitna,
I like u tabse u like me jabse,
I like u tab tak u like me jab tak 
u like me jaane kab tak bt I like u marte dam tak.
Da best  kind of frnd is the 1 wid whom u sit on a bench and say nothing but wen u finally leave u have had the best conversationof life.
I love my eyes wen u luk in 2 thm .
i love my heart wen u luv it.
i luv my name wen u say it
 and I luv my life wen u r a part of it.
Love?its wen u  steal tears n still u care 4 him its wen he ignores u n still u luv him its wen he begins 2 luv another n u still smile and say I m happy 4 u!! 
Sometimes my mind asks,why I like u?why I care 4 u?y I miss u? thn my heart answers tht its simple bcoz mental patient needs more care.
Two  lovers plan to suicide .boy jumped first .
girl closed her eyes and return back saying “love is blind” .
boy in air on his parachute saying love never dies….
Baadal garja toh tum yaad aaye.
paani barsa toh tum yaad aaye,
dhup nikli toh tum yaad  aaye.
yaar ab toh meri chhatri lauta do.
Tere dar pe…..arz kiya hai…………..
Tere dar par sanam hazaar baar aayenge…….
Tere dar par sanam hazaar baar aayenge……..
Ghanti bajaayenge aur bhaaag jaayenge!!!!!!!!!!!
India ke saare kutte kamzor kyun hote hain??kyunki dharmendra unka saara khoon pee jaataa hai..
A reasant studii haz shon dat peepal hoo aar werry samaarat end gud lukeengmak manee spalling estakees…..wat iz yorr opeeneum????
Aap hamaari gali mein aaye….
Thoda sharmaaye
Thoda ghabraaye
Thoda itraaye
Thoda muskuraaye..
Aur phir zor se chillaye….”KHALI, DABBA, BOTTLE,PLASTIC DE DO!!
Dnt send cheap msgs I m frm a rich family.v have iron n steel business….v iron clothes after v steal thm..
Moat k baad yaad aa raha hai koi,
 mitti meri kabr se utha raha hai koi, 
Ya khuda do pal ki mohlat aur de de, 
udas meri kabr se ja raha hai koi.
Moat k baad yaad aa raha hai koi, 
mitti meri kabr se utha raha hai koi, 
Ya khuda do pal ki mohlat aur de de,
 udas meri kabr se ja raha hai koi.
Y does Waheeda Rehman never changes her saree in the movie GUIDE
.B'coz Dev Anand says: 'O mere humrahi, meri baanh thame chalna, badle duniya SARI, tum na badalna.
An astronomer was watching the sky from his telescope. Santa was observing him. Suddenly a star falls, seeing that Santa shouted, "Kya nishana lagaya hai boss!"
koi patthar se na maare mere deewaane ko
koi patthar se na maare mere deewaane ko
koi patthar se na maare mere deewaane ko
abe aage bhi toh bol
nuclear power ka zamaana hai udaa de saale ko
if the love hurts u set him free if he comes back shoot thtt basturd
if he doesnt thn hunt him down and thn shoot tht basturd..
What about the blonde who gave birth to twins? 
Her husband is out looking for the other man.
Teacher: Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE? 
Johnny: Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day, same time
There are bats hanging of a branch upside down, all except one. Two bats comment: What happened to this one?
don’t know, two minutes ago he seemed normal and then he fainted
Will you love me after marriage also? 
This depends on your husband, if he allows me.\
Phew!!!! Khatm!!! Enjoy!!tata!!!!